They claimed that the strain would cause women’s uteri to fall out or that they would become musclebound and grow hair on their chests.

There’s something hilarious about the wipers still going, all the way down.

Can you really teach a predator not to be a predator? Maybe it’s just because we had two mass emails about different sexual assaults at frats last week, but I’m inclined to agree with rusholmeruffian a little bit. If you see greek letters on a building, don’t go inside. That’s good advice for anyone of any gender.

Wait, Gastons aren’t horny men? Man, I must’ve totally missed the point of that movie

Alternatively, if they were all going at the same time

If that’s not enough juice for you, this
has been rock solid for me

If that’s not enough juice for you, this
has been rock solid for me

I’m almost certain Ann Coulter is actually some kind of movie monster wearing a human suit.

...repeatedly chopping down opponents with potential career-ending tackles.

So...

I think he means penalty in the most general sense, ie, a foul.

You don't look so beige

True, I’m just wondering how much of a dick move this is on the departing roommate’s part.

Are all 3 names on the lease? Or is one person technically responsible for it? ie, if push comes to shove, who’s getting screwed here?

not specifically white though. Is “crackers” offensive enough?

The best kind of correct

I must’ve done it wrong. I tried that last year and found it to be a poor substitute.

Well, to be fair...

Yeah, I know. I’m looking for any silver lining to be found :/

Travis has seven biological children,

In fairness, that bridge is pretty dumb