What’s the difference between a hand with opposable thumb and two, or perhaps four paws? Your confidence will be your undoing.

What’s preferable, to assume he a competent asshole, or a dunce?

Hell, If you're paying attention to the plastic, you might be crashing

So if you filled the tank with gas instead... Could you top it off with some sort of oil to struggle through that tank?

Hey, to reach their own, keepanopenmind.

I agree. Eating another human being is gross and terrib...oh wait. Nevermind.

Life finds a way

How about,

Ironically, preventing him from coming to this country would have required an abortion

This is tough, as most cars could just be immediately sold in some capacity. Is it a given the car must be accepted and used? Otherwise...what car could never be sold?

I should read replies before replying

With all due respect (none), fuck your neighbor.

Wolverine?

Iman is an NBA player...last I checked, on the Cleveland Cavaliers. I don’t know if Teyana has any claim to fame.

This is really just a planted rumor from Big Keyboard.

Maybe the key is the path of the ball. No upward motion whatsoever.

As a man, I find the likelihood of falling an penetrating someone to be almost unfathomably unlikely compared to the odds of falling and snapping your dick in half.
Also, when in rome...

That is tremendous

And yet he wasn’t shot while exiting the vehicle. What gives?

Well shit, there can be only one.