Really, we should just line up all the astronauts by weight and take the smallest. Just think of the savings of a dwarf-only space program!

Regardless, the female and non-misogynistic portions of the scientific community have taken rightful umbrage with the short paragraph—not only because it is offensive, but because it is wrong.

I wonder if Clooney will take Julia Roberts’ role

So....what’s the verdict on using whiteface? I’m sick of having to explain, “No, I’m a brown _____.”

Seconded. The office in my high school was pleasant in all respects.

Yeah, to anyone just waiting for the engine, skip to about 2:27.

Wow. Check out how far out the water’s still giving way to jet blast. No wonder that guy lost his hat. I wonder how close he was to getting knocked over.

If anyone wants to steal my motorcycle, fix it, and give it back in a decade or so, I'm game. Can't figure that thing out.

Maybe it’s as simple as the fact that to get where they are, both Clinton and Richards had to have been better than male candidates at every position along the way. Conversely, apparently there is no floor to the intelligence necessary to get into Congress. Hell, they were probably the smartest people in the room by a…

That cloud is ugly as sin

I know he never would have posted it if anything happened, but damn, going up stairs with crutches is nerve-racking

Not being able to afford a hybrid, I was drawn to motorcycles when gas hit $4/gal a while back. Happily, the MSF course sealed the deal. Ten thumbs up, for anyone reading who hasn’t taken it.

moot

Well now I feel like a dope

3 years ago I had strong opinions about guest list, having an open bar, and specifics for the food. Not once was I given any grief about it, apart from when my now wife disagreed on one of those points.

What culture is that?

I think the aforementioned “truck guys” are thought to buy trucks for egotistical reasons, not practical ones like you two. Basically, if you bought a truck because you wanted to be the biggest thing on the road, not because you actually needed to haul big stuff.

He could also have slowed down, that wasn’t his only choice.

I like to think that someday Koko will have an animal shelter of her own to run. Just her and a pile of dogs and cats (and generous funding).

Not only that, but his first legit catch in the NFL will be ruled an incompletion as well.