As long as these guys are out there demanding to see a hymen—and pointing out that the Bible gives them the right to know whether a woman is a virgin (although they probably wear mixed fibers and eat meat on Fridays)—women aren’t going to be dating them. Win-win.

2 seconds later, he blows a smoke eagle that flaps through the C

Sometimes I wake up to find an ear has folded over itself in my sleep and it hurts like hell when it unfolds. If it’s anything like that, I weep for you.

Or maybe they think you’re constantly interviewing elsewhere

Would you do that in a friend’s home/bed?

Well, now that all the important stuff is already developed, better get started on defunding NASA

That neighborhood needs these

Stay tuned for the next episode of Braking Badly

I’m glad you were able to be there. I’ve missed 2 deaths of loved ones in my life, and there’s nothing I regret more.

Underneath that iPhone was a smaller, older iPhone that proved too tempting for the first iPhone’s owner to photograph. You chose wisely and broke the chain. Huzzah!

Great, more expensive shit that will brake until it breaks, then you will brake, lest you be broken

Just gotta cut out the middleman. Do it for 40k and they’ll think they’re getting a deal :D

Well that was a treat

The answer is cats. Definitely cats.

You are going commit yourself to 50 hours of practice a week?

Maybe it’s different from the brown male perspective, but when i was younger i was pretty much only attracted to white girls. Looking back, i wonder if it was because i was almost every girl i knew in school during my pubescent years was white. Such is life growing up in the burbs. By the way, that wasn’t a permanent…

Jennifer Bonjean for attorney general?

How the hell do you get the seagulls to stay in there?

Wouldn’t we be overrun with Sith?

Always the best suggestion