Civ 6.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

I watch a whole lot less NFL than I used to.

my worst Miss U.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Should have chosen Subway

Investors are confused!

That’s what the show is called, though.

I respect this take. All takes matter.

There isn’t one single athlete in the history of the world as revered as this man was.

I’m treating it with Molyneux gloves. Whenever something sounds amazing, just remember Molyneux.

Love that he worries so much about how Villa should be pronounced in Spanish, but oblivious to the fact that David might sound differently, too.

Damn, Daniel.

Which odds are more astronomical: the ball finding that gap in the netting, or it finding an occupied seat at a Rays game?

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

IF YOU CAN’T TRUST THE ARISTOCRATIC PATRICIANS WHO RUN A MULTI-NATIONAL UNACCOUNTABLE ORGANIZATION, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?!

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

The lesson, as always: never tweet.