looking at 200,000 drooling disability lawyers and thinking a mop ain’t gonna cut it...

wait- that’s the Matterhorn? I thought it was a bear.

saw it.

it is unfortunate that life took a bad turn for him, but no matterwhat he’ll always be our precious Princess CousinHumper.

“yes sir- absolutely. remote controlled monkeys WOULD be cool, but... yes, sir- I’ll clean out my desk. sir”

yeah, not putting anything tesla branded in my pocket- let alone near my face.

look, if I’m going to drop $80-$150k on a car, the damned thing better come with a lifetime subscription.

best line yet:

let’s be honest- this guy is a moderately talented lyricist blown way out of proportion and exploited by his opportunistic management team.

his mental health issues aside- and if there was ever a perfect example of why we need to address mental health care, he’s it- his hot takes on almost everything are a rancid mix…

proving the point this guy can’t pull out of anything and paying more than the going rate.

SPOILER ALERT:

serious question: can it be used as a boat- I mean, temporarily at least?

pffff... all foodies know robitussin is the go to with chicken- even a solid Vicks Formula 44 is better.

Nyquil is for pork.

no, no- he’s just there for the salad bar.

nope.

almost every feature exists on android, and while some specs are impressive- the practicality is negligible in a lot of day-to-day applications.

I have to give credit where credit is due:

he is nothing if not consistent-

trump university

completely unprecedented.

if you don’t count every speech the last guy gave over the last 7 years.

as well done as it is, misery-porn got old awhile back and this is misery-porn.

it’s like you need a zoloft & a shower after watching it.

conversely, twitter looked f’n positively radiant.

meh... switch to basic (1 device at a time & SD) & you won’t even notice a difference and save $120 a year.

they effectively overpriced themselves into this crap- $10+ a month is where consumers lose perceived value unless there’s epic content, and let’s be honest:

Netflix does not have epic content.