ok, whoever filled out this warrant & named him as “FPOTUS” has a great sense of humor.

all I’m sayin’ that CGI’d sports bra is going to get one helluva workout. 

about damned time he pulls out of something...

well this explains why he wants everybody back in the office- he can’t get laid over zoom.

Breaking: China seems to have acquired proprietary information on EV manufacturing and will soon market an alternative to Teslas under the brand name Edison.

welp, looking at his tanking company, his reliance on chinese lithium, his dwindling customer base, the lawsuits, and the board’s imminent vote to remove him, yeah- I can see where he’s uncomfortable.

so he violates the disparagement clause a couple times, toasts the NDA clause, harasses Agrawal with turd tweets, deliberately drops stock valuation and now complains there are too many bots & fake accounts.

golly.

I don’t think his heart is in this anymore.

says the guy with 56% bot-followers.

golly- you mean raising prices has consequences?

“if you don’t like being treated like an asshole, don’t be one- it ain’t complicated”

my dad gave me that advice as a kid, and there are a lot of people who never got that speech.

the bottom line is simple:

Brandon won.

nope. gas prices went up because we’re using more & they’re charging more, sparkles- the story we were energy independent is a lie, and we have the numbers to prove it.

saw it as originally released- it was a mess. hell, the cartoon version is better.

were they to truly censor the film, it’d be 19 minutes long and possibly significantly better for it- the damned thing sucked and not in the good way.

what cracks me up is the thought that the administration- ANY administration can affect gas prices with any significance- it’s the global market that controls them, and they’re still trying to recoup lost profits from ‘20 when traders were literally selling oil at a loss, and man they took that shit personally.

meh.

you can score a google nest hub for $20-$30 less that’ll do much the same thing and a lot more, including most smart-home controls & audio/video streaming.

paying $70 for a dedicated alarm clock just seems... silly.

sure.

because nobody’d miss the electricity generated when there is enough water or the water storage itself and the hiking would be awesome.

Mr Moffat, your services are required.

it always infuriates me that people say blanks aren’t ‘live’ rounds- by definition, any cartridge that has a live primer & gunpowder in it is a ‘live’ round. The only difference is what’s at the business end- either wadding or a bullet- and anything there is going to be propelled at 600+ feet-per-second out of the…

I forget the name, but there are units specifically made to mount on the frame of the couch- they’re about the size of a can of tuna- and I’d honestly considered it, until I saw I could fit an ‘earthquake’ unit for half the cost- search “monoprice 133829 ssw-8“. best $100 ‘bumper I’ve found.