Diesel emissions would like a word.

If you think abuse and vandalism are bad, wait till more organized criminal element figures out you can have one accomplice “catcher” guide a shielded van to the scooters where they are gutted for cells and motors that will be sold right back to China by container-load.

In 2006, there were 61,000 pedestrian injuries and 4,784 fatalities (7.84%).

Unpopular opinions: if I was in the market for a $3M supercar, I would rather have a Chiron and $400K for a couple of months worth of gas.

My friend got a Fuel Shark for his Tesla, his gasoline consumption is way down.

Breaking News: In a new development in the unfolding Tesla sabotage story, Jalopnik comment section has obtained a major exclusive break. Our sources indicate that a yet unidentified high-ranking employee has conducted a campaign of highly damaging production sabotage for multiple years. Among particularly damaging…

Couple of points:

To prevent their undercover Craigslist operation from raising any flags with the suspect, authorities requested to make the payment via $119,000 cashiers check from First Industrial Bank of Omaha, generously offering Mr. Blackwell to keep $95,000 to cover the price, shipping and inconvenience and wire the remaining…

At the current valuation, it would have to be a major tech blue chip with a draconian horde of cash.

Yeah, it’s a lot worse than that.

Because of how insanely inefficient that would be. It takes a lot of energy just to create hydrogen through the electrolysis. It then needs to be cooled, compressed, transported and stored, all energy-consuming steps that are not trivial with a substance that can leak through solid metal. Finally, you are shoving that…

It’s a combination of all the things that are bad about hydrogen as a fuel with none of the few bright spots of fuel cells.

It’s funny how the lawsuit makes a prominent mention of the plaintiffs race but neglects to elaborate on the underlying traffic violations. Conversely, the commentariat has readily sprung to the notion of racist cops just pulling over black motorists in the name of white supremacy.

“But all cars go through recalls,” I can hear you saying. True, but not all cars go thought nearly as many recalls or updates as Tesla has had to do. When I buy a new car I expect it might need a recall or two. Maybe a software update down the line. But this many updates?

The first person who buys that and actually takes it on a semi-serious off-road adventure will have my sincere respect.

Yes, every single Uber driver is an idiot that needs to be protected from themselves. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

2nd Gear: Wait, so the company with no realistic production plans claims that is lost 2 billion in sales based on the cosmetic appearance of competitor’s truck? Despite the fact that most of the design elements they claim as proprietary seem to be lifted right off 6-year old MAN streamlined prototype?

Coming to the store near you in the Spring (YEAR(TODAY())+2)!

Is there a dynamic crypto-offering for those of us who find that, if anything, even raw water is dangerously poop-deficient?

How stunned would everyone be if this “solution” had very substantial upfront costs and required frequent, expensive service? It’s not like we didn’t know how to treat exhaust gasses for a long time now, it has always been the question of how much we wanted to spend doing that.