FCA selling off Jeep is the automotive equivalent of Ron Jeremy voluntary having his manhood amputated. All you will be left with is a poorly-aged, obese party dish of STDs.

To the Snopesmobile!

“I think it wiser not to keep open the sores of war but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife, to commit to oblivion the feelings engendered.”

Why don’t we have more Hitler statutes here? If we are going to honor leaders responsible for hundreds of thousands of American deaths as they unsuccessfully fought to enslave millions of other Americans, we might as well go all in.

I am sorry, but the whole thing was a scam from the begging (or shortly thereafter). They NEVER EVER demonstrated the ability to come even close to the mileage numbers, not even in the hand-made gold plated one-off prototype, after spending ~$150 Million.

The absurdity of confederate veneration is best illustrated by pretending to explain one of these prominent monuments to a foreigner oblivious to the past.

“Blow... on my face... real hard”

You know, if you are honest with me and lay out this change as the cost-saving measure that it is, it’s fine! There are cost-usability trade offs in a lot of things and as a consumer I can make an informed decision whether a particular one is worth it to me or not. What annoys me is when you also to sell the…

Silly Rabbit, Roll(s) Cage goes inside the car.

She has my sincere sympathy!

Multiple things:

Continued Mueller-Oetvoes:

Hey, I didn’t work hard to abstain from persecution opioids, domestic violence and overt drunk driving for 5 weeks of police instructions and become Thine Lordship King Badge to only then have to obey laws like some peasant. Top of the food chain, baby! Pew-pew!

Uber’s SHADY PREDITORY LENDING is failing because they fleeced the victims to the tune of -$9,000 per vehicle. This is more trouble for Uber, who is also EXPLOITING and UNDERPAYING DRIVERS by egregiously UNSUSTAINABLY SUBSIDIZING DRIVERS WITH VC money into huge losses.

I think production of any alcohol out of lignocellulose is currently prohibably expensive, and again, that’s before considering loss of alternative land use.

Fron my recollection, industrial scale cellulose alcohol is still not economically viable, even before considering land utilization opportunity cost.

All you need is to convert huge parts of continent’s agrarian heartland into sugarcane growing areas. Seems simple enough.

+1

It will be user-selectable, of course! Integrated gesture control (slight right-hand wave) will silently toggle between the two modes.

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.