20-something encounteres the concept of re-paying money owed, is outraged, confused. Nerves calmed with a a bit of vine, glass left resting on a makeshift coaster made from a large stack of unopened past-due notices from the student loan servicer.

Is it my imagination or could it be that about 3 times a week a Jalopnik writer stumbles into the office at 11:30 with a poorly disgusted hangover and slightly re-arrange the words in someone else’s article blogs super-hard about how subways are just the worst, you guys! I at the station at 7 am! Damn you, trains,…

“Have fun with range anxiety, plugging in at night and all that other bullshit.”

I am saying it has the same-old Ecoblobular look everyone but Tesla has been sticking their EVs with so far and image-conscious people who buy crossovers for looks are by and large going to bypass something that looks like a 2010 Dodge minivan born 3 months prematurely.

After thinking for a second as to which of his Hypercars and high-end Teslas he was going to move out of the garage in favor of mid-size, mid-tier answer to Toyota Camry and Ford Fusion, Musk shrugged his shoulders and put the car up on Craigslist.

Well, it’s RWD car AND doesn’t look like this...

Is it just me or does it appear that the visibility out of that thing is going to be rolling bunker/Camaro awful?

He is automatically attracted to advanced spacecraft— just starts touching them, it’s like a magnet. Just touching. Doesn’t even wait. Grabs it by the Forward Bay Cover.

Don’t worry, City Hall is on top of it.

This is terrible! Toyota employs ~42,000 workers in NA, with it losing “25% of its American workforce” that means over 10,000 people are being laid off.

Most creative Dieselgate defense yet!

Why do people waste their time with these pie-in-the-sky hybrids when what the world really needs for the transportation revolution is a ship that’s also a train? A shitrain, if you will.

Despite the 32 current arrests, one key person of interest remains at large.

Seller comment: Bring a trailer!

There is nothing worse than a mid-to-large FWD crossover bought instead of a minivan, sometimes for more money.

Just think about it: Honda Civic SI, Subaru WRX, Ford Focus ST, VW Golf GTI, Hyundai Genesis, Ford Mustang, Chevy Camaro, Dodge Challenger, Nissan 370Z, Mini Cooper S, Fiat 500 Abarth, Hyundai Veloster Turbo, Ford Fiesta ST, Subaru BRZ, Toyota 86, Mazda MX-5, Fiat 124—pretty much every single sub $30,000 sports…

Hi there! Let me introduce myself! I am just you average freedom lovin’ beer-drinkin’ intelligence analyzin’ drone company startin’ regular Joe. Only one thing darkens my days days of eating apple pie, raising my 2.3 kids and living the American dream: those gosh-darn drones my company keeps making just keep on…

I am sure he has “master key” technology built into his drones that allows “the good guys” to remotely disable/take over any drone that he will lobby to have mandated for installation on any drone over a certain size, forcing the competitors off the market or into a licensing agreement with him.

And thus was born a fantasy premise that sold a million Corvettes and a billion hairplugs.