Most creative Dieselgate defense yet!

Why do people waste their time with these pie-in-the-sky hybrids when what the world really needs for the transportation revolution is a ship that’s also a train? A shitrain, if you will.

Despite the 32 current arrests, one key person of interest remains at large.

Seller comment: Bring a trailer!

“...they read...”

There is nothing worse than a mid-to-large FWD crossover bought instead of a minivan, sometimes for more money.

Just think about it: Honda Civic SI, Subaru WRX, Ford Focus ST, VW Golf GTI, Hyundai Genesis, Ford Mustang, Chevy Camaro, Dodge Challenger, Nissan 370Z, Mini Cooper S, Fiat 500 Abarth, Hyundai Veloster Turbo, Ford Fiesta ST, Subaru BRZ, Toyota 86, Mazda MX-5, Fiat 124—pretty much every single sub $30,000 sports…

Hi there! Let me introduce myself! I am just you average freedom lovin’ beer-drinkin’ intelligence analyzin’ drone company startin’ regular Joe. Only one thing darkens my days days of eating apple pie, raising my 2.3 kids and living the American dream: those gosh-darn drones my company keeps making just keep on…

I am sure he has “master key” technology built into his drones that allows “the good guys” to remotely disable/take over any drone that he will lobby to have mandated for installation on any drone over a certain size, forcing the competitors off the market or into a licensing agreement with him.

And thus was born a fantasy premise that sold a million Corvettes and a billion hairplugs.

Vertical stabilizer, not engine. The taste is nothing to write home about but texture and +10 social status make up for it.

Because one is built on a 25-year old platform with a lot of development costs long paid off and shares a multitude components with much cheaper models?

There appears to be no damage to the actual armor plate. Some of the attachable ERA packs got damaged though, which considering they are made from thin metal or polymer is entirely expected.

You should see the next stage of the campaign....

Nice try. Real cause of accident:

THE TRUE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER HAS 4 EYES! YOU WILL BURN HERETIC!!!

There are TOO witty christian jokes:

A big reason for this is not just the truck damage but also the tendency of these collisions to compromise the structural integrity of whatever was hit. Nothing like someone’s craving for nuggets instantly turning into 6-7 figures liability.

Second-greatest country in the world!

Startup, giant 25-year old company with 10,000 employees, $90B market cap, stranglehold in multiple markets and key Tesla supplier...I mean it’s pretty much the same thing.