This is all wrong:

How come this part never makes the “Martial Arts Training Montage” in any of the movies?

Fisting, most surely.

And they will be able to get some beauties too, once the Big 3 unseal massive secret storage facilities where they have been storing surplus pre-Oil crisis inventory.

This exact phrase, sometimes scribbled on the production notes, sometimes whispered in a voicemail message, is exactly what got him in trouble in the first place.

9th installment of the franchise will be titled “Fucking the Furyans”, a double crossover with both the Pitch Black series and hardcore pornography.

Let’s pretend for a second that this is not bullshit and focus on the facts that this:

4x4?

*all the other left-hand drive LaFerraris.

You have the cause and effect completely reversed. Lack of resources and desperation are age-old catalysts of armed conflict as oppoused to effective obstacles to them.

Repeating something stupid over and over just makes for more stupid, I am sorry.

I had rather eventful morning today. Forgot to set my alarm last night, got up late, skipped breakfast and shower, had 3 back-to-back-to-back meetings, founded 5 EV startups (2 were in Chapter 7 by later afternoon)... talk about a case of the Tuesdays!

I had rather eventful morning today. Forgot to set my alarm last night, got up late, skipped breakfast and shower, had 3 back-to-back-to-back meetings, founded 5 EV startups (2 were in Chapter 7 by later afternoon)... talk about a case of the Tuesdays!

The car will feature a falcon speedometer, a large falcon that will screech, claw and peck at the driver with escalating intensity corresponding to car’s speed. Mr Musk called this an uncompromising, signature feature and Tesla has announced that it will be raising as much $2.5B in the next round of financing to…

What “automatic transmission” are you referring to?

The real tragedy is that the crash destroyed Pacific North Wests’s sole Subaru. 

Bender. Fender Bender.

The self driving system responded by playing continuous machine voice loop of: “Are you blind, dipshit? Somebody flip me over, I am going to show this meatbag his own insides!” for the next hour.

Jalopdom: BMW is falling behind MB because they don’t have enough 3000lb MT coupes and brown manual diesel wagons.