And this is why I’m glad we won back the House. He’s going to stonewall them at every turn, but it’s important for posterity that someone be seen as being on record with trying to hold this asshole to account.

And of course, they ruined the surprise in the TV ads because why let it actually have the effect it was intended to have?

Shut it down. Shut down the thread. No one else is going to type anything better. 

I think this might be a pretty gouda one though.

Take your goddamn star.

I simply camembert the prospect of another pun thread.

A cameo of Stan Lee?

I mean... I’m a fucking know-nothing person who was in the Army once, so maybe I’m not as smart as these vaunted officers of the law, but if the dude has a gun on his lap and you’re so damn concerned about him maybe reaching for it, maybe you should back the hell up and give him space? Like sure: block his car in and…

Not an isolated incident. 4th time in 6 months. In this case, the judge’s signature is not e even on the damn warrant.

In all of our history of half assed imperialism, we owe a special debt to the nation of Liberia. There are less than 5 million people in Liberia. Offering to move most of them to empty Wyoming, Idaho, Iowa and North and South Dakota would help give them the opportunity they need and give those culturally and…

Tim Schafer! I just finished Broken Age last week (LOVED IT!) and just finished watching the documentary soon after.

It’s time for an update: ‘Murder, She Hashtagged’.

Kinda funny how she always seemed to show up when a murder happened isn’t it?

I’m not going to apologize for your face. That mess is clearly on you.

No. Diaz is right. Your face is horrifying. You should leave before... HELLO! DR. YEE!

Would you still hate bugs if I told you there were thousands of tiny mites that live in your eyebrows and keep them from being weighed down by oils.

Reggie Lee (Sgt Wu from Grimm) as the fraudulent insect forensics guy!

Obviously Terry Crews’ audition for ‘Aladdin’ didn’t go well.....

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?