Nah, that’d require integrity.

Correct. People aren’t collectibles, and people who have a weird need to control others are some of the internally weakest, most toxic pieces of shit walking the planet. Their main impetus is not growth, but to attack the thing that reminded them that they kinda *have to* grow.

Wow. What an incredible piece of shit.

Shuuuuuuut the fuck up. Men of all faiths have killed their wives when they find out she’s having an affair. It’s called being a piece of shit, especially since they were “in the process of ending the marriage” anyway.

OMG WTF?! rip to the wife and friend

Oblivion is not where the souls of the damned go in Elder Scrolls lore. Sorry I had to say that as per my contract with my god.

Technically we’re both going to Oblivion now

This guy is the type of person who should have just took a walk out into the woods, and blown his own fuckin head off! POS. 

EXCLUSIVE!

Gun control.

It takes a really weak man to take the life of someone else because he can’t deal with disappointment

What a fucking piece of garbage.

SO:IaF was bad.

Hahah wtf?! This is weird, but I hope this is successful enough to be able to give us an origin movie on Woody later on, starring Tom Holland or some shit.

“You have to narc on your dealers!”

I can't wait for the Itchy and Scratchy movie that is based on the real cat and mouse that could have inspired the cartoon

There’s barely a handful paragraphs in this article, ostensibly about the Brittany Murphy documentary, that don’t frame everything about her life in terms of Britney Spears. What a way to defend her humanity.

Isn’t the Chappelle defense that you didn’t listen to him long enough/are space brained enough to get the joke?

“Schrodinger’s Joke,” meant as both completely serious and clearly a joke depending upon how well it lands.