Go get molested by your pastor or something.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Wearing almost no clothing while humping blowup animals in hot tubs and licking a fake “ear” which, if you close your eyes, sounds exactly like a blowjob, is basically porn. Call it what you want, but the thousands of dudes watching her stream are watching it to get a nut off. They know it and she knows it.

Won’t somebody think of the greedy unfriendly to its undeservingly loyal player base corporation???

He’s seriously one of the best to ever do it, I think

As far as this story goes, makes his case about the controversy pretty strongly in the special
I reckon most people’s minds were made up long ago on the matter though

Not everyone has to like everyone or agree on everything

Dave, is that you?...

“Those include Rugrats’ Tommy Pickles”

Aw yeah. Gonna go punch a baby.

That was the funniest part. They finally put Sora in, but he’s so stripped down and basic in terms of his series representation that he might as well really just be another generic “anime sword fighter.”

I see Reptar and Invader Zim on the roster. Everything else is just icing.

And here’s the original meme for further context.

Exactly. They’re the dumbest, ugliest mother fuckers you ever will see, and the think they’re “superior”. Like holy shit dude, I WISH i were that delusional.

Time for the Billy Batson question: Has this guy ever kissed a girl?

Have your star, and also my baby, please.

The name of the female presenter on This Morning is Holly Willoughby, which is almost precisely the sound of gently farting in the bath.

The media loves to report these stories, while ignoring all the good work creepy possessed dolls do in the community.

I was hyped, I jumped in and....man, I had some rose colored glasses. They are still good games, but man did I forgot how sluggish the controls were back then.

asking me to hang in there for a 100-minute movie with traditional Mario voices would be a hard pass for me.

No, it’s not “fucked.”

The ghost of Bob Hoskins is laughing a vengeful laugh

I loved him as Andy in parks and recs and have hated him in everything else since.