If the Geico Caveman had a baby with Flo from Progressive, this is what it’d be.

... that was why they ended up putting giant yellow starts on them.🤦‍♂️

Whoopi Goldberg not being clear in her point seems like a weird hill to die on when Nick Fuentes is out there with Ye basically saying “Get ready for H-caust 2.0 everybody!”

Ya’ll are transparently trippin’ on Whoopi for no damn reason.

“I don’t give a fuck what the fuck I said. I don’t care if I said, ’Eat my pussy right now. [I was] 10 years old. Why would you ever think that [I was flirting]?” Thorne continued.

Damn, just found out about this last night. She also had some of the best lines from the NPCs in Saints Row 2.

You sound like someone with a very poor simile.

They’d have to redo Lara again, then, since she literally looks like Nathan Drake just put on a wig.

Love every bit of that, and wish Square was honest and just used that as the description for the game.

one of its worst entries, the awful, stupidly named 2013 reboot, Tomb Raider

I kept saying literally the same thing all throughout his presidency.

I would not be quick to assume the “some other weirdo” wasn’t just Trump, as well.

Lol, no, he probably went to a camp for that when he was younger and is all fixed up now.

Huh, and here I thought he was de-moralizing success.

These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career!

Lori Beth Denberg will NEVER go out of style.

You don’t just happen to stumble onto InfoWars.

We were a bomb’s plunge-pluck away from never having Elden Ring DLC. I figured that warranted more of an outcry.

I mean, Schreier is very much a boot-licker type of journalist. Lol! I hate to put it that way, but even when he was here at Kotaku, I often found his articles more servicing the thought-process than actual reporting a personal perspective.

I’m sorry buddy, but he’s much more likely to be just a dumb kid.