I think the Aries Spears stuff would hit a little differently, too.

How is he “obviously” a right wing troll?

Lack of anything substantial.

Judging the animations on Ms. Basinger’s awkward(ly mechanic) loli suck...

And when the marketing is all about celebrities like (checks again) Michael Madsen, Chuck Norris and Kim Basinger ...

They needs to fire the white intern they had write this up, cos this reads like a Karl wrote it. I do not sense Root in this, like when they do their slides with movies/shows to binge.

Whoa, no Lil’ Kim at all?

The three eventually get up from the table to go smoke as Darius is left alone watching Judge Judy.

Who are these idiots, how do their shitty decisions effect me and my family, and why should I care?

but he’s too intelligent to not know what he’s doing

So, that happened.

There is a Mario movie coming out with Chris Pratt as the titular character.

You’ve had your Deck melt in your hands?

And yet here you are, yawning. And typing about yawning.

Only those that don’t know it are those that have not experienced it.

Then you’ll just have to emulate it on your Deck, then. Cos you can totally bet it will run like a bear. ;)

I don’t think Nintendo has the whimsy in them to call any system Super anymore. I’d love them to, but doesn’t seem like that’s been in their portfolio since the Super Nintendo.

The Switch was already 5 and a half year too late when it released 5 and a half year ago.

Bayonetta 3 on Switch? Great! Bayonetta 3 on PC? Looks/feels like it was built for a Switch.

Uh-huh. Don’t have a Deck, huh?