You need to accept the truth and let her go. Accept that this isn’t going to happen, that it was never going to happen and that it’s time to start a new phase of your life.
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To Pit of Despair: I highly suspect that you are unwittingly time-sharing your ex’s Airbnb of a vagina. Not that there’s anything wrong with her playing the field. Not at all. Just don’t get the sense that you’re okay with it.
Regarding the first post, I just wanna point out that there is an analogous truth with vaginas. People fetishize small vaginas all the time, but they aren’t necessarily better. Some of the best sex I’ve had was with women with wider vaginas, a small one might give more sensation in the moment but a) there will be far…
My problem is when I ask her out or tell her how I feel, she only ever talks about the past and present feelings, never about the future (which no one knows), which inevitably makes me have the what if’s.
You can type with yours? My god, man, I need one of those old-people calculators to even be able to hit a single button. ;)
But in all seriousness, attentiveness to a partner matters a hell of a lot more than raw size. There’s definitely such a thing as “too big,” because poking the cervix is a big ol’ no-go, but hey,…
“She also said that she needed some time to herself to figure out what she wanted from life and that she wasn’t even sure that she wanted to date at all.”
One way you know a guy has a small dong is bragging about how big he is. Having a big dong is a double edged sword, sure its big but you can seriously hurt a lover and you better get used to causing slight bleeding during sex. Also, certain positions, like having both her legs by her head, is a no go. So, big dongs…
When your significant other thinks that they should test your relationship by doing something so batshit insane that it only works in badly written sitcoms and romantic comedies such as catfishing you, you need get out there as fast as you can.
As someone who’s on the longer side down there... it’s never fun for anyone when you poke the cervix.
Or, alternatively, you can be a dick about it (pun heavily intended), and that’s often just as bad as being the dude who relies on the kicked-puppy routine to try to engender sympathy.
Too many dudes rely on their dongs as a substitute for a personality—and too many dudes blame their average-to-slightly-smaller dongs…
Damn Dr. Nerdlove just laying down the truth bombs today.
The sad thing is what’s really going to get him down is the lack of self confidence. You can be hung like a horse and if you don’t have confidence it won’t matter as that’s the turnoff.
To #3: The doc is right. Life ain’t a romcom. The sooner you accept that things are changing, the happier you’ll be. Having been in a similar situation, it felt like a weight off my shoulder when I convinced myself that things were not changing
Just finished 2.5.5?
Hahahahahaha.
Gotta crash ‘em all!
Man... You’re spending an inordinate amount of time trying to illicit negative attention... I think you should go masturbate instead.
Whelp I loled.