“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

She may have been the main/only reason that financing fell into place.

Listen, aside from personal safety considerations, I think a phone breakup over a 15 months-long relationship is a dick move. But I don’t like Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles, either, so...

I realllly want to but the other guy is being so nice, I would feel bad calling him basic! :/

In all seriousness, Billy Eichner is coming off as a huge asshole here. It’s really off-putting. The other guy is coming off perplexed, and rightly so.

It’s not nearly as pithy or deadpan, but I now want “Happy pride & good luck with everything in the future!” to become this decade’s “Congratulations, how wonderful.”

Like, Mathews and Eichner aren’t serious here right?

I was giving it to Ross anyway because he’s one of my I Just Like His Face people.

Can you really be ON Xojane or was it inside you all along? Maybe xojane is inside of all of us as we are it... After all what is an X but a way to mark treasure, and isn’t the real treasure love? Isn’t the best kind of love the kind where you love yourself, and if you find someone to love the you you love, then…

I feel so #blessed to have read this rn.

No, thank you <3

Thanks for opening up—it meant a lot to me.

I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

This is about butt stuff right

This has inspired me to write a personal essay about how this personal essay made me feel.

Babe. Thank you for this.

This really helped me get through the day. Sending u all my <3s.

Really powerful, Joanna. Thank you.

Zaddy