Ahhhh interesting she included the “year and a half” part, wasn’t this around the time Jen Kirkman told that story about a perv that was a comedian that a majority of people assumed to be about Louis CK? I know it had never been completely confirmed but it’s been hard for me to enjoy him since that and I really wanted…

I knew things were wrong when I saw Louie wearing a tie.

Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

As someone who doesn’t read up on that type of shit, my impressions were this: Wow, it’s a Mass Effect game. Too many sidequests that are fetch quests, but otherwise it’s a Mass Effect game and I don’t see what the problem with that is.

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

repeal and replace this administration.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

I know you guys updated the original post and added a Marty-Moose-esque “SORREEE,” but c’mon - for a site that is so dramatically and politically trigger-happy, there still has to be some accountability.

Can we expect some internal direction for slightly improved research habits as a result of this, or is it just being…

For fuck’s sake people, THIS ISN’T HELPING. Every trivial fake problem with Trump just gives his cultlike idiot followers another excuse to ignore the thousands of very serious real problems with Trump. Find a better use for your time “Lucy,” you dipshit.

Trump scratch.com redirects to a porn site- wtf Rhett? Did you do ANY FUCKING RESEARCH?!

We should disconnect our cameras to avoid burglers disconnecting our cameras?

I worry so much that one day he’ll disappoint, because we’re not allowed good things.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

Why should it be that way?

“Innocent until proven guilty” is the standard in a court of law, not in the court of public opinion.

Why? Why is that as it should be? Why should we as the public bay for blood whenever the opportunity arises?

I seriously doubt anyone thinks about that sort of thing when jerking off.