That Bernie Sanders and his awful, awful agenda. 

For comparison, meanwhile, at the Michigan capitol:

Maybe he should go in the hole. Because what will happen is (1) he will campaign plenty for Joe Biden (and probably end up debasing himself defending Joe Biden against Tara Reade’s allegations), just like he did in 2016 for Clinton (2) Sanders supporters will overwhelmingly vote for Joe Biden, just as they did in 2016…

Weird! Because you attack Jezebel for saying negative things about Biden, because it could get Trump elected. You attack commenters for saying negative things about Biden because it could get Trump elected.  But you are absolved from any responsibility for your absolutely shitty attitude and your weird, obsessive need…

Let’s recall, again, how peaceful protestors are treated when the target of the protests is, ya know, tuition increases that might push them out of school or drive them into perpetual debt?

If the allegation against Biden is going to cause Trump to get re-elected, Biden should drop out.

Gotta say, you guys are just fucking nailing this party unity thing.

All these gun nuts claim they need these guns to protect themselves against a tyrannical government. Whenever the police slaughter an unarmed black man, or a lawfully armed black man, they are nowhere to be found and I’ve always wondered why, since that sure looks like an expression of tyranny to me. But it’s just…

More likely that the Biden campaign is

You know damn well if black or brown protesters showed up at the capital building armed and yelling, there would have immediately been tear gas deployed and officers with itchy trigger fingers surrounding the scene. 

This witless imbecile is walking around a hospital breathing all over everything, meanwhile his fat gassy boss was up all night again, frantically tweeting about TV. The total ineptitude just boggles the mind.

He told pool reporters, “As vice president of the United States, I’m tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus.”

Jeffree is only doing this because James has a new show and he’s fucking jealous. I don’t care at all about these people or their careers, but this kind of drama is so obviously opportunistic and toxic and it’s astonishing to me that a 34-year-old with (ostensibly) plenty of money still cares about shit-stirring,…

“...the Biden campaign’s talking points instruct supporters to describe the candidate as “fierce advocate for women” who has never faced any “complaint, allegation, hint or rumor of any impropriety or inappropriate conduct.”

It certainly is revolting.

Not that it’s surprising, but the administration has decided now is the time to sell a $100 commemorative coin... for fucking COVID-19... to commemorate a fucking pandemic. I just. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

The death toll in the U.S., on March 1, was 2. By April 1, it was 5,000. April is not even over, and the death toll stands at 60,000 and continues to rise. Over 50,000 people have died in April alone. By any reasonable standard, that is a shockingly rapid rise in deaths over the course of just two months, and a…

I’ve been seeing that argument spread around. In reality-ville there’s this:

Waiting for Kanye to Gone Girl himself and show up cosplaying Jesus on a tropical island or something equally histrionic.  It can’t be easy for two people used to attention to be isolated in real life like the rest of us.