The fat fuck can’t help himself. I mean they should tell him that the only network that will be showing him is BET and that only black women will be asking him questions & watch how quickly this shit gets cancelled. I mean his party is begging him not to do these and yet Lord Stretch Marks still won’t shut his mouth.…

Mitch may very well be pro depression. He may be pro poverty. Cut most of the uppity-attitude of the middle class by eliminating their safety nets, have a huge slave wage class utterly desperate, obedient, and cheaply productive to the upper tiers. It may take lots of suffering and death- maybe more than a generation…

Because it was only hurting blacks, browns, and immigrants. If there’s any possibility of the Dems taking 2020, it’ll be because Trumps stupidity has finally started costing middle-class white people both their finances and their lives.

It’s the alt-right method of walking back any stupid/racist shit they say.

If you get caught saying something fucking dumb, it’s:
Satire. and you’re just a dum-dum who didn’t get it
I didn’t mean it like that. and you’re just a dum-dum who didn’t get it.
I did mean it like that, but other people have said worse.

WHY DID IT TAKE THIS LONG???

Dude’s got a pretty busy Twitter profile, tweeting and retweeting a ridiculous amount every day, to try to make the claim that he’s hard at work.

Does the dude somehow not understand that we can see and hear him? We don’t need the “lamestream media” to tell us how much of an idiot he is or what a bad person he is. I…

Seriously....I hate when amateurs use my art to cover up their oral farting.

Oscar Wilde may rise from the grave and strangle the bastard for even daring to use the word alone.

He seems to have even less of an idea of what sarcasm really is than people whose dating profiles I’ve swiped a hard left on.

This flailing, caterwauling, whole-as bitch-made bitch...

“We voted for an idiot charlatan! Take us seriously!!” - Republicans

Nobody can now deny that 45 has learnt something from his time in office. The first time he tweeted about burgers he spelt it “hamberder”.

Girl...

So, “sarcasm” seems to be Trump’s new way of walking back his idiocy.

No, they’re just literally following the directions on the bottle... “mix thoroughly... before pouring into douche bag”

Hey, fuck those proud graduates, Waddlin’ Don needs a captive audience, a stage and a microphone. If they happen to fall ill it’s a small price to pay in order to give Waddles an opportunity to defend himself from the mean nasty press that just refuses to stop accurately reporting on things he did or said.

I did it in Annapolis. I did it at the Coast Guard Academy and I’m doing it at West Point. And I assume ... they’ll have distancing. They’ll have some big distance, so it’ll look very different than it ever looked.”

That Elisabeth Hasselbeck video is insane. 1. Using her own child to help her retaliate against another adult. 2. Scolding her child for saying “yes” instead of “yes, ma’am.” 3. And (maybe this is just me that finds this part weird) complimenting her child with a “good boy” like he’s a dog.

Since ALL the rules have been flushed away by the giant orange turd menacing us: Are we thinking that McCain vs Hasselbeck in a no-holds barred cage match to the death after this pandemic is on the offering by network executives?

I can’t stand Meghan McCain, but man if there’s one person on this planet that will make you end up rooting for her, it’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

don’t know what former President Barack Obama did to y’all—and by y’all, I’m referring specifically to the 53 percent of white women who voted against their own self-interest to elect a shit heel for president—