This is the right take. Flip it in a week and never even put the title in your name. Only things I would do different is get him down to $1000-1250, and then replace the injector in his driveway right in front of him just as a fuck you for letting the car get like that

“OK honey, I need you to look interested in the car, like you want to almost hug it...can you look happy, kind of emotionally happy?...no, not just look at the car, but look at it like you are happy to see it...I’m going to need more than just a blank stare...No...alright, listen-every minute we’re in this park is…

@ jcluttrell is correct. It was a calculated wait.

There is one compelling reason to purchase a 2019 vs. a 2009. The radiator. They didn’t change that out until 2012 MY so I generally recommend purchasing 2012 or later unless the mileage is really low so that the purchaser can change out the radiator before the strawberry milkshake of death strikes.

Achievement unlocked: Kobyashi Maru 

I am also somewhat underwhelmed, as I loaded literally 1,000 pounds of shale into the back of this (then 15 year old) car, along with a passenger or three, with a smogged-up 351, and it only gave a few creaks in complaint. It also separately towed an 18 foot trailer loaded up along with 5 adults and a 110 pound…

Impressive. I’m sure they’ll sell dozens of them. 

I’m sure there’s a ton of it in the carpet.

You’re number one bad thing is also a problem in the Forester. Yes, an SUV has this same problem. Car makers hate boosters. On another topic, Volvo sells a boosters, so perhaps a V60 is the answer

Christ, A Roman Caesar had less chance of being stabbed in the back than if you’re someone working in the White House in 2018.

Being a decent human being should be common sense, but I guess this needs to be said in Trump land 2018.

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

Crack-pipe all the way. Because you will soon get sick or random dudes rolling up to you and asking if you ‘got any’. And no, they won’t be referring to Gray Poupon.

Now that is a good idea.. maybe “this end toward street”

You never go full mustang.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Throwing Copper and Secret Samadhi are the only Live albums that hold up, really. After “The Dolphin’s Cry” it was all downhill.

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Fuck Roy Moore.

Voight-Kampf test. For the sales people.