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Definitely thought this was about the food when I looked at the headline, so that’s an indication of how my summer diet is going so far...

I understand. We’ll always have Jen Aniston...

Okay, sure, but I’ve personally only run into it with shorter guys. Not saying my experience is the end all be all, but it’s turned me off. That’s all.

I’m a lady on the taller side, and my longest relationship was with someone 1-2 inches shorter than me. I’m not super picky (although I try not to go below 5'7"), but I won’t lie - someone being taller than me is definitely a turn-on. Doesn’t help that the Napoleon complex is a real thing and many shorter guys I’ve

I don’t think there’s a lot of overlap between Americans who travel and are willing to see the world and “patriotism.”

He’s very vehement about not running when he’s asked, which is a shame because I think if anyone could bring down Trump, it would be him.

Ugh, I wish this were true, but a bunch of conservatives on my newsfeed have been FREAKING out about this and using it to generalize anyone who is anti-Trump. It’s absolutely damaging the cause.

God damn, this visual is perfect.

Lindsey Graham is basically a flamboyant Southern biddy. I bet he came up with that himself, and probably has way more where that came from.

Oh man, I always liked “pop.” Everyone else has some kind of justification (they were being cheated on, he was in their face, etc.)...Pop was just sick of his gum popping!

I most definitely have the OCEARCH app on my phone, and Mary Lee has always been my fave. I may or may not follow her on Twitter.

They’re her three potential fathers...so it’s actually not that creepy. She’s engaged to someone who’s her age in the movie.

I’m a little too young to have experienced grunge in its heyday (late 80's baby), but like anyone nostalgic for the 90's, I’m still a fan. His voice was incredible and he was, arguably, the most physically beautiful of any of those guys. This is sad.

This is SO GOOD.

This was my first thought, too. He seems to have his shit together a little more than most of his peers from that era, so I think he’ll be okay.

Miss these two in my life. <3

Thank you. I was gonna say. Everyone’s losing their shit over these Entenmann’s things, so I googled expecting something exciting. These are just Timbits! And Timbits are EVERYTHING.

I just...this is CLEARLY in jest. How are people misinterpreting this? DOES HUMOR MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE?

Christian Bale in Newsies made me want to cry, he was so hot. I still feel this way now that I’m older and was VERY relieved to discover he was 18 when they filmed it.

What? No way, gotta disagree with you there. He was totally in on the joke and played that part to perfection.