I probably would, too. As long as we’re aware of our grossness...

Bachelor fans absolutely know this about the people involved, which is why it’s fun to watch. Get over yourself.

Man, Nieto is a piece of shit, but we’ll never have a trifecta this attractive ever again.

Halsey

Hey, don’t bring Hall & Oates into this.

Could have written this myself, India is my girl. But Courtney’s eyebrows are incredible.

Oh god, me too. And I feel like such an asshole for it. I feel much better knowing I’m not alone! ;)

You might get heat for this, but I agree with you. We need a Sherrod Brown, or someone along those lines.

Wait, who can even hate on SRV? He was the coolest!

I loved Skins, but Degrassi: TNG was my LIFE. I had it bad for Craig, which says a lot about my terrible choices in men.

And THIS is why liberals keep failing. We condemn anyone who doesn’t do things EXACTLY the way we want them to, even if they’re undoubtedly sending the right message. So sick of this.

I heard it at the bar yesterday and turned to my friend to very seriously explain how much I legitimately love this song.

A very large part of the reason I don’t want kids is because pregnancy itself really freaks me out. I want no part of that.

Yeah, it’s weird. I voted for Hillary and had no problem doing so, but I also supported Bernie in the primaries (I’m a lady). I’m pretty sure most Bernie supporters are like me, and the “bros” are a very select few that Jez has decided are the majority.

Hello, fellow Grinch. Even the most mundane of engagements will make me roll my eyes.

I don’t think it’s that irrational, she’s a horrible person and a mediocre actor at best. I can’t STAND her.

I feel like fine is too generous? I’m STILL mad I spent $$$ on that dull ass Ferngully ripoff.

Yeah, this doesn’t work for me either. The last thing I want when I have stabbing pain in my vagina is actual stabbing of a dick in my vagina. Then my cramps multiply by about 19823987 afterwards.

Hahaha, I thought this too. #CherHorowitzforPresident

Is it irrational, though?