“Emma Roberts only lets him out of his cage to work for Ryan Murphy.” HA! Too true. Evan Peters IS really good, wish he would stop fucking around with that heinous Roberts offspring.

“Mare Winningham” OH HOLY SHIT, this would have been amazing!

You sound like you have your mind made up, but I would compare the premiere to Murder House more than any of the other seasons if that helps!

Honestly, that’s probably part of the point...

NICE CATCH!

I agree! I LOVE camp, but the first two seasons of AHS are unequivocally my favorite and it seems like this is going to go back to that. Here’s hoping.

Hotel wasn’t great or anything, but visually it’s AMAZING. I’m of the apparently minority opinion that Lady Gaga can’t act to save her life, but it kind of (KIND OF) worked for her character. It wasn’t the worst.

I updated last night and it’s been completely fine...buncha drama queens, the lot of ‘em! :)

Um, I will get drunk and watch it opening night to make fun of it. Just like I did last time. #noshameinmygame

Nah, I’m probably the idiot for knowing that off-hand! ;)

I mean...I’m sure you’re a very nice person, but you couldn’t be more wrong here.

He won season 5.

I think she’s half Indian?

I don’t even think it’s that small a population anymore! I see that kind of shit all the time here, and I always roll my eyes.

The only redeeming part of any of this is that there were some 50-somethings on the list.

Same! A few of the guys threw me for a loop (I thought they were R but they ended up being D), but for the most part it’s pretty obvious. Kind of fun!

Oh goddamn, I can’t stop laughing at this. Perfect.

Yup! I remember my conservative uncle refusing to buy me Ben & Jerry’s when I was little because he “didn’t like their politics.”

Gale came and talked during a class I took in college on GLBT studies in the media, he was SUPER nice. Definitely rooting for him after that!