Oh goddamn, I can’t stop laughing at this. Perfect.

Yup! I remember my conservative uncle refusing to buy me Ben & Jerry’s when I was little because he “didn’t like their politics.”

Gale came and talked during a class I took in college on GLBT studies in the media, he was SUPER nice. Definitely rooting for him after that!

I will preach the benefits of my IUD to anyone who will listen. I have the Paragard, not the Mirena, so I still have to deal with periods (I just didn’t really want to mess around with hormones after years on the pill), but most of what I’ll say will apply to either option. 1) The insertion process was FINE. I read a…

It’s everything you think it would be from American Gods, times 1000. So bizarre. My mom and I spent HOURS in there, just bewildered the whole time.

I got kicked out of a Target once for hiding condoms in the microwaves and other appliances around the store. It was funny at the time! *shrug*

God, what is the deal with Lularoe? That is some ugly, matronly shit. Why are people I know hawking it?

It’s a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire, you know, the old joke.

Nose job for sure, probably some fillers or something too. Her face is definitely different (and no, naive folks out there, it’s not just aging). Whatevs, I still love her!

You’re exactly right! I think he’s a little smarter than the average Bachelor/Bachelorette contestant, and at this point he obviously knows how to exist in the Bachelor universe and play the game. It’ll be good TV.

I thought Chase was pretty generic until he got kicked out of the Fantasy Suite and got all pissy and dropped a million f-bombs. Now I’m in love.

Probably. I’ll kindly help him get over it, though. :)

I kind of like Nick? What’s wrong with me? Anyway, this’ll be good TV.

Sarcasm.

Whaaa? No way, I’m tall and I LOVE rompers. They’re super comfortable and look fantastic on me BECAUSE I’m tall.

I don’t have any brothers, but I do have to avoid men named Michael because it’s my dad’s name. REALLY WISH THAT WASN’T SUCH A COMMON NAME.

Word. All three of my names are stupidly French and fancy-sounding and nobody gets any of them right. EVER.

Neither do I, my last name is really French and pronounced “correctly” it sounds pretentious as fuck. No one in my family pronounces it the “correct” way.