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Generation WHY is great - they’re super respectful of the subject matter and very nice guys IRL.

Oh man, I love Last Podcast on the Left. They’re such douchebags, but god damn if I’m not laughing out loud at my desk at least three times per episode. My Favorite Murder is also fantastic!

I love the people who are acting like you came up with some huge conspiracy theory- this shit is so obvious! Natural boob growth does not look like...that.

So did my vocal doctor, who is also a professional singer and knows his shit because he’s, well, a doctor. That doesn’t mean anything, really.

I was at a bar last night and two guys were discussing very passionately how Taylor Swift is the hottest singer. I was like “...really? But what about Rihanna? Even Katy Perry’s hotter...am I taking crazy pills?” Apparently I am! I think a specific type of basic white boy likes her because she’s cute but still seems

This is her “Monster.” She’s gunning for that Emmy/Golden Globe HARD.

I still have dreams about the dress she wears in that movie. The sparkly one with the Swarovski crystals. I would kill a person for that dress.

I think they’re pointing out the bralessness as proof that she got a boob job (which I actually think they’re right about), not because they’re scandalized about it or whatever.

The south part of Detroit is Canada.

1) Can I have whatever you’re having? Because...damn, girl. 2) Victor Garber is alive and well, you take that back!

Man, I had so many feelings for that Irish dude that I just did not understand at the tender age of 9.

Well, not all professions can be completely humorless and boring.

Looking at those pictures actually made me feel pretty good about myself - her body’s not all that different than mine (better boobs, though).

Cranky oldsters who complain about Pokemon Go are so much worse than people who play Pokemon Go.

Same. I am a hardcore theater person and I can’t stand her (or Idina, for that matter).

She’s so boring and just...doesn’t seem that bright. She’s no Kaitlyn, that’s for sure.

My dad knows that if any man ever asks him for my hand in marriage, he is to say “No” and then inform me immediately so I can DTMFA.

Holy shit, Robbie’s dress is rad! She looks killer.

I voted for Littlefinger almost solely because she’s his VP. :)

I voted for him too because of the Sansa factor. Plus, he’s the smartest, who cares if he’s a little shady? ;)