While this would likely play into his hands, and his endless satisfaction, to change things up for yourself maybe you could do the grilling this weekend instead. Throw it up by using different seasoning/marinades and if you pull off a greater tasting steak than your dad, you make sure you say that it isn’t about the…

Imagine if other parts of your life had to be dealt with through a government bureaucratic system. DMV might be the most efficient in comparison. Services like these don’t hire the best and brightest so your experience is what you get as a result of the kind of service your government things is sufficient enough for…

the lack of some narration makes me think somebody’s jacking off to this somewhere.

All i wanna know is, but what if Tom Brady were black?

I'm not so sure, he said "oice"...

Just do a rugby style conversion kick, no need for anyone else on the field (special teams for conversions will just be the kicker, the degree of difficulty will be such that no defensive play is needed, it will be a lone skill play).

These stories of bad behavior are flabbergastingly shocking.

Growing up in New Zealand playing rugby, then later moving to Hawaii where I picked up high school and then some college football, I can say my head never hurt as much playing rugby than playing football. I play golden oldies rugby now, i doubt i could ever strap on another football helmet. Those things make me cringe…

Deadspin needs to holiday in the Pacific Islands sometime, specifically Samoa, Tonga, and Fiji. There's a reason these islanders have a presence in a lot of physical sports professionally. We grow them big here. Seriously this kid while bigger than average, wouldn't be an infrequent sight to see strolling down the…

I was thinking about that game too straight after the INT, when they threw up Carrol's reaction up on screen.

I ran Inherent Vice on DVD three nights in a fucking row and I have no idea what the fuck it was about at the end of all that.

Huh. Thanks for that. Learned something new today!

So it wasn't a goal? (Being sincere here, I would love to know for real).

My God, you women are amazing.

1080p titties: need any more motivation to get that $450?

These are fucking hilarious and awesome and i would totally be up for a rumble like this.

i think that particular one would best be placed as a sub-clause.

They're so beautiful to look at, I was honestly shocked to read opinions of pilots that flew them that they were really flying bricks. I'll keep my 12 year old dreams still, piloting one of these beauts to the soundtrack of Top Gun.

Olives. Olives, everywhere...

i had a brain aneurysm and died reading that. then i came back to life to post this.