win baby!

on behalf of sputtering alien scientists everywhere.... "do you know how much goddamn effort goes into harvesting a goddamn comet, then converting it to gas for our use?!!... Yes, taking over and killing backwater aliens like your human lot is much cheaper and easier... and you have good humus too! not like that…

future come face detail ftw

this is exactly how the Tintin comics have always been in my mind, full of swashbuckling adventure and lots of goddamn f*cking noise!

just when the size doesn't matter alternative and proof starts getting some grind...

Nicely cobbled.

i did that to a (legally) deaf girl i was trying to hook up with when she had put her hearing aid back in, a deaf Britney Spears lookalike. Needless to say, hookup fail when she not only slapped me but yelled needledick for everyone at the party to hear before storming off, and me earning all the you're an asshole…

heart. just. melted.

Ooh i like you now...

I work for a small research company called Darpa Industries by the way...

ah feels good to finally be back in the commenting ability again!

so saying applauding Obama now is like liking Palpatine at the end of Ep 1, really.

it would just suck to have the smell of decomposing dumped dead bodies around your property maybe :-)

ah but to catch the bullet then throw it back to the assailant as fast in order to 'shoot' him back?

clever, if a ploy, which we'll never know i guess...

i would tell but you sound nice and i don't want you to be killed along with me

There was a darker version with a different version of Jason in space. Jason Bourne on the other hand in space... i'd love to see him cry in his suit yeah

Agreed

i love articles like these, they are pretty much the kind of articles that could be called io9 protest moans that bring out the sarccy among the male io9ers :-).

where the heck are all the comments???