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Here lies a Deadspin bro.

The irony in Deadspin covering Embiid, who is the physical embodiment of ‘the Process’ (and who says so himself), when they’ve spent the last 3 years ragging everything about it, is something.

Did they hold a gun to your head telling you to come watch?

you are shit sports fan.

This is basically Deadspin and Hinkie.

Now this is your area of expertise Kevin! Well done mate!!! Don’t stray too far from the funnies though. I know it gets real hard, but just stick to what you’re doing here and you’ll be fine.

Personally I’d rather just see every team be as competitive as possible every year, even if that means they don’t win a title. The point of the game is entertainment. Its not entertaining to know Philly is so bad the good teams can trot their bench out for the whole game and still win easily.

Yeah, you didn’t understand what the process was about.

Is this where pensioners come to talk about basketball, because how the fuck do you get away with saying shit like this.

Oh goody Kevin!

 But we don’t even know if the 76ers have one good center,

Hi Howard.

Yeah, fuck this kid.

Happy to live alongside minorities, praise their achievements etc. but as soon as they speak out on matters related to race and injustice, we draw a line.

lol no.

Snatch.

Hahaha....

‘Merica

tl;dr

Lookup the CBA and Durant’s contract and how it forced Oklahoma’s hand, before you start sprouting the “being cheap” line for the millionth time.