@Evster88: No! No! No! It's my graine!

I'd rather it would be $500 and make sure my genome was quadruple (or would it be quintuple?) checked. I'm not even sure if I want my genome to be sequenced, but putting it in the impulse-buy bracket could be very dangerous for people.. (just think of the insurance hikes!)

@phunnyballs: I'm guessing the reduction in stress from smoking was actually a benefit to them. They were just the lucky ones that didn't get cancer.

@glukes: Apple puts out one phone a year. Smaller companies like HTC or Motorolla put out more than ten times that a year. I'm fairly certain they test left-handed calling.

@Nathan Chalmers: Min/max/average? At least that's how I read it.

@GreezyG: Read this: [www.engadget.com]

@Quasigizmodo: Yeah, I believe he's a tiny bit wrong.

@Monty: That's the iPhone 5 you're thinking of.

You'd think with a year of only needing to develop ONE PHONE that they'd actually make a phone.

@NotSure2010: Google has a habit of practical jokes. It's expected.

Sounds a lot like that THX ad that appears before nearly every freaking movie I watch.

@Crunchy_Bob: The rehabilitation is the loss of penis to said rape protection device.

OH no! Let's keep all the hate on BP so we can forget about actually doing something. The longer we keep people going "look at that", the less time we have for people to go "let's stop that".

@Panzercat: You missed it, it's in the next paragraph.

Methinks they don't understands the internets.

How many "barrels" of water is the Gulf? I just want to compare it, because if it even comes near to a tenth of a percent oil now, that would be uber massive.

@Serigei: Totally agree. I can put up with Pizza Hut, but sometimes I have to check to see if I'm eating some of the cardboard underneath, because it tastes so similar.

@fastm3driver: It couldn't be much worse than the Model T. That thing, as I hear, was total crap for a long time, but they only thing people could afford.

@Rob47: Haha, in the US the Supreme Court declared being in the same cell as a smoker is cruel and unusual. The sodomy, however, went unaddressed...

@ithyphallus, 13382: Only if you overheat.