@Rask: Says you. You can only play your games on a 360. I can play mine on any computer (there are billions of them).

Reminds me of Brave New World, but with less Sulfur recycled...

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

@92BuickLeSabre: It's ok, it's time to join the good side.

Looks like a vacuum cl- oh who am I kidding, it's totally a penis.

@FriarNurgle: That's the microwave version. It comes with extra oil so the deep-frying is oh so much more satisfying.

@tedknaz: It seems that the older/crappier the phone, the less possible it is for them to break. My friend can literally throw his shit-old motorolla phone at the wall and the worst that happens is the battery pops out.

@Jon:

Let's get saving up. I have a hankerin' that only cloud storage can fill.

She should be wearing a skirt. Sorta like as in "Dude, where's my car?".

@m.dean: I'd rather live a longer, happier life than a shorter, "more lived" one. Sleep deprivation doesn't add happy hours to your life; it eventually adds very annoying ones.

@NeoTechni: Aww, I sort of like the motherboard look.

@Jonathan J Cordova: They are doing this from an ethics standpoint. Supporting the patent enemy (see that pun there? I think it was pretty good) goes against the free information stance that Mozilla has stood with all this time. Going back on that really isn't what they are going to do (or should do in my opinion).…

@mangs: I like Google more than our government, that's for sure.

@clak: Yeah, but Microsoft or some other company screws up just as much and suddenly they earn the $ in their name and it's the new thing to hate them.

The problem is Apple fanboys. They refuse to admit anything wrong with their precious iPhones/27" iMacs/overheating Macbook/OS.

@taitherin: Only 2 posts in and we've already used up any possible puns... *sigh*