OMG, people actually complained about a lack of Tyra Banks style smizing?! What the hell.

Murder + containers + Florida reference = obligatory invocation of

Army Spc. Jihrleah Showman, Manning’s supervisor during his training at Ft. Drum, N.Y., and later at Forward Operating Base Hammer in Iraq, described him as paranoid and volatile. But she said the Army needed intelligence analysts, and her supervisors rejected her recommendation that he not deploy to Iraq.

I know how she feels. I am watching the 49ers game.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Manning deserves to be jailed. But not like this. This is torture. This is not right in any way.

All male realtors look like serial killing bros.

“30-year-old”

And not to mention that Americans get personally offended when they see checkout employees sitting in a chair. Because god forbid anyone not stand in one spot for 4 hours at a time. Again, why do they care? Why should people hurt their spines over a (sometimes) minimum wage job?

It’s like their attitude is that they feel like strangers owe them the feeling like they’re happy to see them while they simultaneously treat those people like they’re beneath them. I’ve actually decided not to have second dates over this bullshit, it’s not cute when adults act like entitled emotionally fragile babies.