My feelings exactly.

You can’t make that shit up.

I agree, but I am trying to give the benefit of the doubt - maybe SNL was already scheduled when they asked her speak at the event?

WATCH IT

Uh....did they dethrone the Kennedy Obama family?

She ALWAYS looks like she’d rather be anywhere else. She sounds like it too - I feel like she’s permanently over it.

The Onion is seriously a national treasure.

It’s great and very easy to binge watch (episodes are only 30 min).

They’re from “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” on Netflix

They’re from “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” on Netflix

The Royal Gazette reports that Fox “told the Erie Times-News that she visited the island in January after being invited by a local sea glass collector and left with two suitcases filled with glass to make jewelry to sell.” To add insult to injury, she also referred to the Bermuda beach as “a dump” in an online video.

Gregory Owen, the boyfriend who actually carried out the kidnapping and murder, only received a life sentence.

I haven’t thought of that, but for some reason I REALLY hate that idea.

Biden/Warren 2016

I picked Donald Trump because I had to pick an answer as ridiculous as the question.

I totally agree!

God he’s gorgeous...

I love that gif and have always wondered where it was from. Do you know? I need context, lol