God bless you..lmao

Sometimes walking away from Good D!ck is the sensible thing to do.

“I know, I know. Easier said than done, but so is dieting, so is exercising, so is quitting smoking, so is rehab and so is walking away from good dick (or so I’ve heard—I’ve never walked away from good dick. Your dick was trash, Todd!).

But... Agatha isn’t a lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. She’s an awful person with a semi annual weekly advice column.

Brandi really wrote in expecting a mmhmm girl, these niggas don’t even want to provide no more. Reclaim yo dime beloveds and instead....

Why she asking Agatha when she know the answer. She believed in his dreams, admired his ambition, she “had us” when the check came, she wasn’t worried about the haters when his ex was throwing shots because he’s still taking pics in a shirt she bought for his 26th birthday. He’s 33. And now she’s that hating ex.…

LMAOOOOOO. I’m ashamed it still took me at least 2 seconds of blank staring to get the joke.

Zack, the Black Power Ranger, continues to go unappreciated but yeah, Geordi LaForge didn’t even have eyes, yo.

Except...it ain’t Curtis who sings this.

Ain’t No Love In The Heart of The City—Bobby “Blue” Bland

it’s hideous girl.

*loads up*

Good morning,

“Niggas with blazers and slacks with exposed ankles?”

“What you not finna do...” or “I’m not one of your lil friends...” is not in at least the top 10?

Yeah, the only one of those that I could see hearing in white world is “best not”. I definitely say that. I always presumed it was a Southern thing. I grew up in Michigan as well but the Detroit area is absolutely lousy with families that insisted on bringing their southern culture up here with them and still won’t…

There’s a difference in growing up in Black Ghetto and just being black. I’m African I only heard these phrases on TV, I never thought they were real.

only ever really said #2 and oh girl, you go girl, etc.

As a biracial girl who grew up in a white household amongst my white mother’s family and biracial brothers/cousins I can say with absolute certainty that this is stuff only black people say.

I’m white and #2 is the only one I’ve ever heard.

I’ve said two of these already today. It’s been an interesting morning.