Poutine? In Florida?

names commonly used for both boys and girls!

You mean:

Does anyone else own like 3 dozen of the same underwear?

I dunno about Sylvester Stallone... But Looper was pretty good. But that might have just been JGL.

I feel really privileged as well.

I guess I dodged a bullet when I received my rejection letter.

Gattaca is another movie I wish bio-tech developers wouldn't take so literally.

All the Asian-American ones seem to move to South Korea...

Colgate and Pace also count as private NYS universities...

I did exactly what you did and got into SUNY Binghamton as well! But the way the financial aid worked out, going to a fancy private liberal arts college came out cheaper.

Why isn't this sold at Ikea?

Unfortunately, the Gawker media commentariat doesn't really care about the context. Jezzies care about the context of many other situations. Caring about students who don't want to be reminded about the perverts who come to campus...

The Ruggers also practice on that field. I wonder how happy they will be to have is tackled to the ground and broken.

Everytime I go to ebay, I start pondering dangerous things. Like buying my favorite discontinued purse or shoe in 4 different colors.

I have all of the Vancouver mascots! They're all so cute. I wonder if they still sell them. They would make great plush animals to give as presents.

So I got shamed by the Gyno for not being sexually active and asking for Birth Control for dealing with my periods. She kept insisting that I had a boyfriend or some kind of "friend with benefits" situation. I'm asexual and had never slept with anyone and never wanted to.

Frosting... Ewwwww...

For your consideration: Rain in heels.

Wait, he lost at the Grand Prix? It's practically the national pass time in Japan, so I'm not surprised that they are going for it. Ugh, Politics *does the McKayla Maroney Face.