Yikes! Bad neighbors can basically ruin your life as long as you’re in a particular place so I wish you well.

Pleased to meet you. I am the Reprehensible Squeee!

Yeah, I agree. I was astonished and not a little chagrined when I heard people of all stripes and varieties claim that once Trump was in office, the gravitas of the situation would make him straighten up and fly right. No matter whom els this may have happened to, it was apparent that it would never happen to Trump.…

Your neighbor sounds terrifying! So sorry you have a fucking weirdo like that harassing you.

If only this were the real end to the tape, and his career...

The tourist:

I’m an Oksana.

Outdoor cats going into other people’s lawns is legit annoying, though. I love cats so I don’t mind my irresponsible neighbor’s cat and her kitten litters hanging out in my backyard. But they pee, and their pee is very, very smelly. If I had my own cat, I’d be a lot less blithe about other people’s cats stinking up my…

As someone who lives in a legal weed state, I welcome you. It’s made the past year almost tolerable.

Talese hasn’t written anything good in four decades. And even his good writing is fairly mediocre (also full of flasehoods.)

In the UVA case I believe the woman lied to try and gain the sympathy of a man who had politely indicated to her that he had no interest in a relationship.

I know I’ve said this before, and it’s certain I’ll have to say it again before the month is even through, but — Holy shit, what a fucking embarrassment this ignorant assclown is, for our entire country.

Gore Vidal was a child molester.

I think so too. He also was in The Client. Directed by Joel Schumacher. Who is also notorious. Who also directed Corey Haim in The Lost Boys. The movie that has the scene where Haim takes a bath for like 10 minutes. I have a friend who is an actor and was an extra on one of the Schumacher Batman films when he was…

These are the two grossest fucks I have ever seen.

I wish we could all pool our birthday presents and holiday gifts and good vibes and good will and everything and in exchange change our national leadership (Trump, Ryan, McConnell, Pence, etc.) for a better group of human beings. I’d give up cake (and beer, and every other delicious indulgence) for the rest of my life…

Stop. Your apathy is smothering me.