Well me & my brand new right knee are home and I now have an annoyed cat on my chest. Man did I have some weird dreams in the hospital! Think due to the anesthesia & opiates! Thanks to everyone for the support, so far everything seems to be going ok! (The oxycontin is definitely helping, I won’t lie...)
More like, “If I knew WTF Ross Douthat was, I doubt if I would miss him”
Those royal family do’s must be exhausting, remembering who has to curtsy to who and all that BS...
I’m getting a new knee for Christmas! Actually on the 13th. If anyone’s had a replacement I’d like to hear but if it’s bad please don’t because I’m enough of wreck already.
No decent NY society family would have a trump- why do you think Ivanka had to settle for the weaselly son of a slumlord jailbird.
Fucking science always has to ruin everything.
I looked it up and a group of wild turkeys is called a “rafter.” Don’t know why though, unless after they attack you you’ll feel like you’re swinging from one....
Where I live in south Jersey, everybody knows to avoid the wild turkeys that roam the Pine Barrens, because they are nasty AF.
I remember reading someone had been taking a nap and slept through the whole thing and woke up to a bunch of dead bodies. That must have been fucked up.
Widow Scalia should have asked him, “Did you let Putin come on your face or did you swallow?”
Ingraham is a self loathing hideous piece of shit. Every time I see her sneering hateful face I feel sorry for the kids she adopted.
Melania told her, “No thank you I know how to blow the job no ptoblem.”
There’s nothing particularly likable about either of them, so the two of them hating each other should cancel them out.
Tom Tom Festival? Did he just want to have fun, natural fun? Hope they nail the carlson spawn for underage drinking. tucker gives me massive dysphagia.
When I first meet Donald, he say he have money, so we make fuck.
Where I live with all the mud they’d get ruined in a day.
80 bucks for slippers I can’t wear outside the house? Think again, O....
Anyone whose asshole looks like that has more problems than the elections.
C’mon King, say what you really want, that Kavanaugh will invite you to a kegger with lots of drunk teenage girls....
What’s sad to me are the ones who actually believe he wouldn’t send them to China for dog food in a heartbeat if it would benefit him.
