sorry, i’ve got a “Desperate Housewives” rerun scheduled in that time slot.

Yeah, it’s almost like Spacey can be a really good actor and a total shit rat bastard IRL who harasses young men.

Yeah but those bangs are right on point, amirite?

I empathize with comfort food. It probably wouldn’t have bugged me so much if I hadn’t had my palate all primed for moose trax.

I should have gone for the s’mores.

I wanted moose tracks but of course our local drive in ice cream place didn’t have it so I thought rocky road would be OK- horrible, still spitting out walnut debris.

We had a Turkish angora like the one in the pic we adopted from one of my friend’s whose husband didn’t like her. She was deaf and meowed really loud but my father absolutely adored her. In unrelated topix rocky road is the WORST ice cream flavor! 

She’s a sociopath, not a murderous one, but a sociopath all the same. Of course she doesn’t have remorse, she has no empathy.

When my daughter was younger I tried to interest her in pursuing show business as a career and was politely told to “f off, mom.”

Louisa May Alcott is spinning in her grave.

I made a big bowl of chicken salad, but wound up having regular salad. But now I want a bowl of cereal. (it’s almost bedtime.)

All I got out of this was vodka lemonade.

I’d only want one if I looked at good as she does in it, and I’d have to lose 50 lbs & 20 years, so oh well....

Another shit eating grin moron.

Yeah, you’d think she’d be a Panera or Pain Quotidien candidate at least, but dry choke ‘em chick fillay?

So sad! Eerily reminiscent of L’Wren Scott.....

I can’t load images for some reason, otherwise I’d show Joytoy Sunspray doing one of her favorite tricks of licking her genitalia. She also excels at finding clean carpet to puke on and sharpening her claws on the good furniture.

Since it’s the Ukraine maybe they threatened to send them to the cat Gulag.

You do know cats hate doing shit like this, right?

“KATE & MEGAN QUARREL OVER TIARAS!”