I snorted spaghetti up my nose reading this one. It perfectly encapsulates the inanity of those statuses.

I had a weird sex dream about Wiz Khalifa like a week ago. MAYBE SHE KNOWS. But seriously, it was sooo weird because I don't think he's attractive and I don't really listen to his music except if it's on the radio when I'm driving. In my dream he was really good in bed though so...

i bet if we zoomed in that teeny tiny space between their lips would be heart shaped and perfect.

I can't be the only person not surprised by this. Amber Rose seems like the famous version of the third most annoying person in your Facebook feed — the one who's all "Hubby got a water from the gas station and got one for me too #thoughtful #blessed #keeper #truelove" fourteen times a day. Hashtag protests too much.

She also did a wonderful twerk for him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am almost embarrassed by how upset this makes me. ALMOST!

I get it. "I can show some skin too! Big is beautiful!" but this waist is falling in a really weird place on her. It needs to be higher or lower or something.

There are no words for what is going on with this outfit unless they were truly going for "futuristic shower curtain plays golf with spunky, elderly floridians."

Maybe she just came down with a really bad case of affluenza.

Is a boy killing a girl because she wouldn't go to the prom with him also a coping mechanism? Do i really don't understand what a coping mechanism is or is it a really weird thing to mention in this context?

"Jacques Arse" is not very clever as puns go. She should go to prison for that alone.

What the ever loving fuck?! I'm just going to look at cat gifs until I can process this.

I stopped my online dating profiles, because, as a Native American woman, it seemed I inevitably came to the attention of creepers with "fuck it-bucket" lists who'd "never had one of my kind". Being seen as a series of holes to check off, one in each color totally sucked. The hyper- sexualization of women of color…

I hate everybody. I kind of want to take a can of gas and a match to every mother-fing racist out there and just clean up my country.

You know what makes me even angrier than the incident itself is the fact that this shit will slip under the radar and go undetected, unchecked and, unprosecuted by the media and our so-called civil rights leaders!!! In this day and age, folks like Al Sharpton will only fight for racial injustice for black men who have…

I saw the close up and instantly remembered this show!

Oof. Is it just me or does it not look particularly good? Kind of reminds me of the vaguely vapid-expressioned and dead-eyed creepy statue someone made of Britney Spears giving birth.

Post-racial America? Just read the story of Darrien Hunt being shot multiple times in the back in my home state. We have a problem in this country and its staring us in the face. Even the Hollywood Hacker issue has been called for its racism as multiple black women were hacked but the media never mentioned them.