"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

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Hopefully she wins. Then she can tell McDonald's AND the police to go fuck themselves.

GOOD

That is one LONG finger.

"Son of a nigger loving atheist bitch" BOOM HAT TRICK.

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

but burt, we don't have the full story. what if he was wearing something provocative?!?!?!?!

You ain't christian, you the devil. The atheist devil.

I'm sitting here thinking (sarcastically): And let me guess... You have a lovely personality.

I can't help but lol at her for calling him both an Atheist and a Muslim in the same breath.

I totally get your point but just a quick FYI: Muslims believe in the same God as Christians. Muslims even believe Jesus was a prophet. Islam (along with other religions like the Ba'hai faith) is in the Judeo-Christian tradition. This woman is not a Christian, she's just a bitch. As a white woman, I'm sorry so many…

I'm an atheist black woman who loves black people which, by her logic, means any children I have will be Muslims by law.

I must say, I have to admire this guy's restraint. If this asshole caught me at the wrong time, which car accidents tend to be, I would probably have just lost it and Ben Hur'd her car, because fuck it, and fuck her.

Yes! Oh my god, the guy with the giant scissors who cuts off your thumbs if you don't eat your soup! Terrifying.

I once heard this story about someone who's Swedish mom had sung her a beautiful Swedish lullaby when she was a baby and a child, and she had always loved it and always asked what the words meant, but her mom would never tell her until she was much older. When the mom finally admitted it, the translation was:

You should read "Heavy words lightly thrown: The reason behind the rhyme." It is all about how dark and morbid our nursery rhymes are. I think you would enjoy it.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."