You always have the most interesting perspectives on science and scientists...

What I'm most excited about it that they're all using a .pn Internet country code- which I'm guessing is for Panem, but really belongs to the Pitcairn Islands, the smallest country in the world with a labor force of 15 people. I would always fight to be them in Model UN (to the dismay of my teachers since they're not…

I know, he's just... Like, it's unfair that someone that gorgeous exists. He's also more than pretty, he's got a great sense of humor to boot.

I don't know all the details of this particular device, but it sounds very similar to neurostimulators. I have a neurostimulator and neurostims have been in use for many years. They are generally used for pain management when all other options have been exhausted, but they are also sometimes used for epilepsy and…

She should be playing Nefertiti in a movie.

District 13 did nuclear.

TRACK pants!!!

No, you don't get it. In "encouraging the fatty who is doing such a good job," you are being super condescending, though you think you are being helpful. You're demonstrating a "look at the zoo animal" mentality. People just want to exercise in peace, to not attract any attention. Fat people want to go to the gym…

FWIW, Hollywood Shuffle is a satire of a black actor's specific experience in white Hollywood (though I suspect it was perilously close to documentary). DWP is a broader satire about the perils of black people navigating white institutions at large, in the world of the film, inside a fictional predominantly white…

[Heat death of the universe occurs]

If you were a real baker, you would already know the answer to that.

Hindenburg: [explodes]

Dan deserves credit for noting the clear lack of mansplaining and doing his best to remedy the situation with his explanation of the meaning of the term “liberal”. Well done, Dan.

We need to make this a thing, people.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?