My k-hole is heartburn. It took me about 5 months of taking prenatal vitamins to figure out the correlation between ingesting a ton of folic ACID may cause uh...too much acid in my system. I felt like such an idiot. Although I do get heartburn without the help of prenatal vitamins enough that I should have probably…

For backne, put rice vinegar on a cotton ball and rub it over the offending area before bed. Clears it up in a couple days. I joke that it's my "1 weird old trick" that actually, actually works.

Migraines. The amount of links I get from people who know I suffer from chronic migraines are just irritating to the point of causing more migraines.

It's okay, he's got "hella good Jewish friends" to give him a bigotry-exempt license to do this stuff.

I am so outraged I am now against Macklemore and his message of marriage equality.

The guy from the Big Bang Theory IS a Jewish stereotype.

As a high schooler in 2005 I went on a trip to Washington, DC, where there were students from all over the world. When I told one European girl I was Jewish, she asked if I had horns. Yup.

Check that dude's computer for child pornography, please. He is way too freaked out about being caught with photos and texts from "little girls" on his phone.

Holy shit. When I get texts from a weird number, I ask, "who's this?" and when they are not someone I know, I say, "wrong number, have a nice day" because I don't want to RUIN THE LIVES of people who cause me MINOR INCONVENIENCES.

I think my favorite part is "the open relationship has gotten way too unfair towards me" because it sums up the straight guy sense of entitlement to a T.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

It's sad that sex work is still a taboo. People like to pretend that they don't watch porn or go to prostitutes or use sex toys, but they have no problem condemning those that use sex to merely survive.

Yeah, I'm not sure why the Shakira song is being treated like some more palatable alternative when it's literally the exact same video except with Africans in tribal patterns drumming instead of Brazilians in Carnival costumes dancing. Maybe they're judging solely on the fact that it doesn't have Pitbull in it.

As a Brazilian this seems just about right to me, especially since this is the only side of ourselves we represent to all people who live outside of our country. I suppose it doesn't represent the violence, sexism, and intense racism that we deal with, but I'm also not sure why we want to depict this in a music video…

I'm African - this is how I felt about that Shakira Waka Waka monstrosity, it was stupid and full of stereotypes. "This time for Africa" except when its time for Shakira apparently.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.