Right up there with the “course pack”, a $50 collection of Xeroxed articles double-stapled into a booklet.

Even drunk and asleep, Viloria outscored the average FSU student’s on the SAT.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

Agreed. I saw the headline, and expected at least a three way. Instead, just an inconsiderate roommate, and a canoeist who apparently didn’t take the opportunity to try and make it a 3 way. I mean, they compete in a “Synchronized” sport for christs sake. Talk about a missed opportunity.

Report: Brazil’s Unluckiest Criminal Dies In Attempted Robbery Of Ex-Spetznaz GRU Agent.