In my opinion he’s never had one. I don’t understand why people think he’s so attractive with that crazy weird nose and mouth.

Katy Perry is having a mid-life crisis.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Ugh Tiffany, melania and ivanka aren’t helpless innocent women held captive. They have agency. Tiffany trades on her name.

They are so blind by their own greed and ambition. If they weren’t they would realize everything Trump has touched in his life has died; It is my deepest hope he takes down McConnell and Ryan with him.

I love that McConnell doesn’t seem to realize that statement doesn’t make Warren look bad, it makes her look bad-ass.

She Persisted. Warren/X 2020

congratulations to Elizabeth Warren on her 2020 campaign slogan

more like the whole game at this rate

Go Falcons.

I don’t recall ever seeing a real friendship between the President and Vice President before Obama and Biden.

I’m going to issue a plea here and now: Jezebel, I humbly request that you PLEASE not write any articles about any outrageous things shown on Trump TV. Not a word about it. Just ignore it entirely and don’t give its staffers the outrage and attention they so desperately crave. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

“It’s kind of two teenage boys, actually they should behave better”

We’ve been keeping an annotated version of the constitution at work, with all the parts Trump has alluded to but obviously doesn’t understand. Like how bills are formed. or how the senate works. Or the powers of the president. Or that there are only 7 articles. Or how amendments work.

And now, your Friday feels:

Are we sure that the Trumps are actually esteemed businessmen? I could have sworn they were gravediggers. Cause they’ve been digging their own since this election started.

as the son of a father and the brother of a brother, i couldnt agree more.

I’m ornery and am not trying to call anyone specifically out. But I would like us to try and go three days without commenting on a woman’s appearance. At all. Like no commenting. On a woman’s face, face-job, boobs, boob-job, beautiful eyes, sloppy eyes. Nothing. No comments.