shylock-maximus
Shylock-Maximus
shylock-maximus

I seen this movie it is so f*cking awesome. Pastor Maldonado is her true biological father and Nika’s mother (Danica Patrick) doesn’t want the family being the laughing stock of the racing world if the secret gets out. So Pastor fakes his death in order to spare his daughter a horrible high school exexperience and

If that is like the most craziest thing he has ever seen then I think he needs to get out more lol.

Ok so my normal k-car dealer was sick with herpies and the gentleman he hired to fill in told me that he would wave the $10 down payment and if my credit checked out for financing he would S my D behind the garbage bin out back.

I bet its just another NSA satellite  sent up to spy on me while I take my morning dump. You know so the goverment can make sure I have enough fibre in my diet.

It says at the end of the article lambrageeni is here to win. What exactly do they win? Respect? Not from me I hate lambos. I would rather ride a girls bike than drive a P.O.S. glorified tractor.

Yea he wanted to beat Enzo Ferrari at what? How many car parts you can replace with tractor bits? I hate Lambos for one reason and that is they have never had a factory race team ever. Like who builds a 700+ bhp V-12 super car to not race?  Also any one who does race a lambo im pretty sure is going against Ferruccios

Ok I think I get it. You can only depict places as happy and wonderful with rainbows and unicorns and all that other liberal B.S.. Fu*k that if Detroit didnt sue after Robocop came out Bolivia’s got nothing.

I prefer the look of the giant mega discount aftermarket tac and speedo combo set. Screwed into the A-pillar with some rusty hardware found in an old tobacco can behind the box of 1970's playboys your dad still keeps around the shop for some reason.

WTF that cop is a moron, over here they just whip out thier guns and start shooting thats how its done. He should be ashamed of himself.

LMFAO that was the worst sounding P.O.S. I ever heard in my entire life it litterally almost ruined my race weekend. I couldnt believe I was paying real money to watch that thing putt around at 70% power what a disgrace.

I heard he’s been staying sharp on the state fair demolition derby circut. Im sure he will be in fine form come march.

Im a die hard F1 fan from Canada so its nice just to see the maple leaf next to someones name on the grid. He might have a rich daddy and he might crash alot but he’s all we got up here so hes my guy. I already have my list of excuses made up for when he starts acting like an 18 year old rookie.

“At the end of the day, F1 cars are not built to look cool. They are not built to win Cars and Coffee. They’re meant to compete with each other.”

Too many fenders and not enough noise. Ill still check it out tho cause the cars are gangsta yo.

I like everything about fires always have. Ever since I was old enough to strike a match I would set them, watch them burn and feed them easy bake ovens and barbie power wheeles, only when it got out of control the real fun would start. I always hated when thoes red trucks would show up and kill my buzz efn b.s. laws

I hate robot anything except for robot sex dolls they are pretty cool.

I know for a fact the Formula E cars sound way better than the F1 cars especially the Honda my god what a horrible noise that thing makes.

Maybe I'm mistaken cause I'm dumb but I think F-1 cars harvest kinetic energy to charge a battery then use the electricity to keep the turbo rpm up when they are not on the throttle then whenever your ready for it you have full boost like you have no lag at all