I will not stop using periods period.

I thought it was really nice of the linesman not to step in too early and actually give Kane a legitimate chance for some revenge.

Go Leafs Go

Pure driving like running your home made soap box car in unsanctioned events.

What the fuck did I just read?

So if I had the proverbial hypothetical daughter that “won” something like this I would fucking burn the school down.

Don’t let your friends make fun of you for liking tennis.

I like smoking so I’m Kool with it.

There should be a total ban on these types of “games” and anyone caught playing them should be thrown in jail.

So am I allowed to play the blues on my guitar?

Fuck I almost barfed all over my keyboard when I saw Greg Biffle’s face.

Well when I was in high school, in the back seat of my 85' 5th Ave
I went down on this girl with herpes. Had scabs on my face for years lol.

Fuck man if I had a dollar for every time some kid yelled at me to do a kick flip I would be rich.

“lol”

Get with the times people, even my crack dealer doesn’t take cash anymore.

Blue Jays #1 best team

What happens to the bull? Does he stay on the circuit?

Wow a free toothbrush and bottle of water? Somebody fucking shoot me.

What do you eat pizza with? Wings. Duh.

This could all be fixed if he just explained they were talking about fucking an old 5 speed “tranny” they found in the garage.