Sweet Monkey Jesus.

“Anyone who truly knows me understands that if I was aware of a friend or bandmate being violated, I would not stand by while it happened. For a group of young teenagers thrust into 70s rock stardom there were relationships that were bizarre, but I was not aware of this incident. Obviously Jackie’s story is extremely…

I’m finding that it’s difficult for me to fully point the finger at Joan though. This was her manager, a person in a position of power over her and her bandmates, and I’m guessing that she was under the influence of something that night as well, and may not have been sure of what she was seeing. I’m not trying to…

I think we have to remember she was 16.*

i wish my job would let me be drunk every morning before 1030

Yeah, that’s what gets me about it. I guess the first person to do it was probably not doing it to get high, but people nowadays do. How do you not recognize that you’re crossing into dangerous territory? I guess that’s why addiction is a mental illness and not something you can rationally talk yourself out of.

YES, travel insurance is a must, especially if you have a chronic illness.

It's more likely that the white upper class ladies will get help while the rest of the rabble end up in jail.

True this. When going to the US, I make sure I’ve paid for three different travel insurances (one through my credit card, one through my home owners insurance, one through my workplace insurance) and I’ve still thought about maybe adding a fourth.

But now that the demographics include white middle and upper class women who knows? It's a brave new world.

Yeah, but women only use heroin that’s 77% as pure as the kind men use.

Picture this: You’re walking through a remote Vietnamese village when you feel the telltale itch of a yeast infection. Or you’re uncontrollably spewing from both ends after drinking some tainted water in Guatemala. Either way, you’re abroad and in need of a doctor, and you don’t know what do to.

If someone could’ve taught me how to differentiate razor burn from genital herpes, it would’ve saved me a lot of grief in this department....key takeaway: nothing like having a bunch of Greek doctors laugh at you and your labia.

PGA and LPGA are Golf, not tennis.

I went to a Tennessee public school. In tenth grade they brought in a woman who told us that the triangle with vertices at our nipples and vulva was our “diamond zone” and that we shouldn’t let a man touch it until he put a “big fat diamond” on our finger. To this day I am not 100% sure whether this was an endorsement…

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she never really got chemo.

I’m in tech support. The amount of entitlement...it’s absurd.

But...But...THEY’RE CUSTOMERS...And Mommy told them they were special and precious and unique AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MELT SUCH GORGEOUS AND UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT SNOWFLAKES, MR. RESTAURANT OWNER PERSON MANAGER GUY DUDE PERSON?!

nothing for me to say that you didn’t say already