parsnips are a cancer on society tho

I’ll never understand why people are so concerned with where other people put their dicks and/or vaginas.

communicable disease like measles, pertussis, mumps, rubella, chicken pox and poliovirus,

you had me at the picture of tim gunn

That and I’m pretty sure last week she had a little more than a notion that she was pregnant so...

I was having this argument with my husband last night who bristled when I was freaking out about her having sex with Nick. I don’t feel like it’s slut-shaming though (I am not on of those asshats on Twitter harassing her though - those people are slut-shaming for sure). To me, you kind of have to understand the…

Satanism has always fascinated me. Seems pretty chill compared to most other religions.

I still subscribe to the church of Nye, however.
Because Science Rules.

A -> B -> C is my life’s beauty trajectory:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID, SHRIVELLED, PROBABLY INADEQUATE BONER!

Say it with me fellas-

If part of your job could involve kissing, this is doesn’t seem unusual to me.

If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

omg, that’s the best idea ever though. I now want to write to neighbors about their relentlessly bad architectural choices.

Instead of donating to this woman, why not donate to a local trans activist group, which are drastically underfunded. Or help fund research for trans people’s health.

It’s even in these comments. The words you constantly hear are “but why even take the risk?”

This. Fucking everything you said.

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

I have no words. Just thank you so much for what you are doing. Seriously and from deep in my heart. ((((((((((((Cgmaurlina))))))))))))

Lamar is one of the few schools in the district where most of the students are not on free lunch. I doubt HISD is just thinking of Lamar. I teach 9th graders in one of the poorest schools in HISD and I have about a dozen students that have kids or are pregnant. It’s so sad I wish I could talk to my kids about this…

For many decades now, Texas has been going on the assumption that giving schoolkids information about their bodies will lead to them fucking like bunnies and getting pregnant. By keeping sex utterly mysterious and terrifyingly risky, they’ll stop those crazy kids from fucking.